Dafoe Zone Home
This is a web shrine I've created for my lil homie Willem Dafoe.
I first fell in love with Willem in his role as Norman Osborn/Green Goblin in Spider-Man 2002. I since have expanded my love and dong manifold for him. Would you like to see my thoughts and drawings?
ATTENTION: You may see gore art and goblin bulges on these pages. Let's rate all these pages R-17, much like many of Willem's movies.
THE GOBLIN HOLE
Updates:
January 8th, 2024:
First update to DA DAFOE ZONE for 2024 🥳
1. There's a new section for the Dafoe and Norman Osborn art I did in 2023:
While the art may not all appear Dafoe-esque, rest assured he's there in spirit making me draw goblins.
2. The gallery page is now splintered off into sections (2021, 2022, 2023, older art, nsfw). This is so there's less images on each page and loading is easier. There's also various image updates to the galleries, filling in holes in the years with art that I found. Happy Dafoe New Year :).
July 21st, 2023:
HAPPY 69TH BIRTHDAY to Willem Dafoe! This is an important landmark number in his birthday cake candle counting! I've drawn a lil' birthday image titled American Gothic in the Lighthouse page, parodying the old painting of the farmers. And the annoying cursor trail is now birthday themed! 🎂🎉🎊🥳.
June 6th, 2023:
New images to itabag page! I've separated that page into things that are currently in my bag, and other knickknacks I've collected that may be exchanged in the bag. This site's URL has changed from scumsuck.com/dafoe to dafoe.scumsuck.com. And this site is now mirrored on Neocities thanks to the Deploy-To-Neocities github action.
May 15th, 2023:
Added small reviews of "Cut The World", "Love's Routine", "Smile Man", and "Saving Norman" to the movies-watched list. Also added Triton art to the Lighthouse section.
May 11th, 2023:
Added "Inside" to the movies-watched list. Also added 2 pieces of adult art to the Lighthouse section.
January 9th, 2023:
Made some buttons for this site, in case you wanna share :) Plus, the Goblin Hole is now our sister site!. I've also cleaned up the CSS a bit.
January 8th, 2023:
Happy New Dafoe! I wrote a Dafoe primer
for a Dreamwidth challenge. It's been edited and is now the
/about page.
December 7th, 2022:
The bottom of this /dafoe page has a
comment box! It's now restrained in it's own div so it's not 9 miles long.
September 16th, 2022:
The
/movies page will now include all media Willem has appeared in!
Such as the newly reviewd game 12 Minutes, and the song Madagascar.
September 14th, 2022:
Updated
/itabag page with the moldy orange crochet bag I bought from
RABBITFOODS
September 13th, 2022:
Rehauled CSS to be higher contrast
black n' green. Also updated /movies page with a Speed 2
review. We all love Speed 2 Cruise Control!
Cutie Time
An Essay By Maggie Age 9
💘 Looks cool
🥴 Weird wrinkly faces
👴 Old
🐣 Short
🎵 His lisp sounds like sneakers on basketball court
👿 Screams, shakes, zums, and spits when he goblinizes
👃 Tiny crooked nose
👄 Granny smoker lips
🦧 Baby orangutan eyes
💀 Skeletor cheekbones
🦷 Big smile, lots of teeth
🦴 Very big ribcage
💘 That means he has a big heart 🩺💕
👑 Grandoise thesp in a sea of generic leading men
🍆 Scary peepee
👩 Identifies with woman
"It makes me laugh when I hear a guy talking about being in touch with his feminine side. But I gravitate towards women, I identify with them. And I do cry very easily, more and more as I get older."
- Willy Big D. Dafoe
Credits:
- Fonts used are Mr Dafoe for titles, and Anonymous Pro for body text.
- Header image is from "Mind The Gap" by Grigoriy Dobrygin.